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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing. " To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all ! All the wives are not bad and all the husbands are not good, it is based on the understanding.A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage? Marriage is talking about getting away from children. " Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in! " Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine." The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? " And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends.